FROLF ARRESTED FOR MAKING GIRLFRIEND NECKLESS
FROLF, well-know contributor to the world-renowed BMWBoard, was arrested today on suspicion of making his girlfriend gneckless.h Said FROLF, gI thought I was making her an ornament to wear around her neck.h When police inspectors brought forth a Websterfs dictionary to prove that the correct spelling of an ornament for the neck is gnecklaceh not gneckless,h Frolf replied, gIf I had only used a dictionary. I wouldnft have had to remove her neck.h The investigation continues.