I need your help everyone its a girl relationship problem... I have to post it here..

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You know how you get out of the friends zone? Tell the girl you'll give her $100 (or $200 or whatever she gives in to), to let you lick her tits. When she says yes, feel them up, rub your face all over them, squeeze them. Then stop and say "okay." Then when she asks for the money say "oh well I said to LICK your tits, sorry" No more FRIENDS problem! [rofl]

(okay okay that's a little messed up)
 
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Well.. biggest news overall. karma truely works! She broke up with him and now I will nbever take her back! Shes depressed and shes deserves it. Im sorry but she needs to grow up. She hurted so many people around her. Its not even funny. Now she wants to do an internship whetre I did mine since she is into psychology but my mentor wont let her becasue he knows me and is a close friend. looks like things are going my way now...
 
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the verb "hurt," whether transitive or intransitive, implies past tense....no need for the "ed." Moreover, hurt as a noun never gets a tense.

That's my #1 pet-peeve with grammar; a close second is when people write "it's" when they don't mean it is, but rather the possessive of the pronoun.

Sorry, I hope I'm not coming across as an ass; just annoys me.
 
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Another update at the moment. Well she now wants to go to prom with another ex of hers taht asked her to prom but her paretns wont let since that this was the guy who caused her to start cutting herself. Yeah she has become a total bitch with everyone too. Sending me a message to grow up becasue I burped in the hall in front of her and her friends when its her who needs to grow up...
 
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jcz1987 said:
Another update at the moment. Well she now wants to go to prom with another ex of hers taht asked her to prom but her paretns wont let since that this was the guy who caused her to start cutting herself. Yeah she has become a total bitch with everyone too. Sending me a message to grow up becasue I burped in the hall in front of her and her friends when its her who needs to grow up...
Dude next time she wants to cut herself, you should cut her.
 


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