Women Are Gaining!!!

[MyHarley]

As you all say, do not take this seriously.........




For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free.

These days 80% of women are against marriage. Seems they have wised up to the fact that for 8 oz (that's not inches guys) of sausage, its just not worth buying the entire pig.

 

[manuel]

ouch, let me go cry myself to bed...

 

[frolf]

ouch, let me go cry myself to bed...

 

[Tom]

Ouch indeed.

 

[MyHarley]

Got Milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BMWdude]

BAAAHAHAHA!![unsure]

 

[asashoryu]

That's cool with me. More women still on the market.

 

[PuShAkOv]

who said its 8?

 

[xLibelle]

MyHarley, that is such good news!
It still probably doesnt reign true around these "behind the times" parts of Tennessee
<xLibelle shudders in dusgust of these imature hick girls begging him to marry them>

 

[Bryan330i]

[kick]

 

[MyHarley]

MyHarley, that is such good news!
It still probably doesnt reign true around these "behind the times" parts of Tennessee
<xLibelle shudders in dusgust of these imature hick girls begging him to marry them>

I was raised in Tennessee............

 

[MrElussive]

Marriage is great with the right woman !!!!

 

[PuShAkOv]

I agree, marrige can be great if it's with the right person

Nice Joke BTW

 

[MrElussive]

I agree, marrige can be great if it's with the right person

 

[zaxford]

Oink?

 

[PuShAkOv]

Marriege =>> Happiness in Short Run,.. Torture in Long Run. You decide. WINK

 

[BMWdude]

And if married, make sure you have a car with plenty of airbags for yourself

I'm not sure how the joke goes, I'll try to remember from the top of my head:

A married couple is driving in their car, the wife is behind the wheel.

Husband: Honey, I know we've been together for a long time, but I think its time to move on, I want a divorce

Wife: Oh ok, that's fine with me (Increases speed to 40km/h)

Husband: And since I've worked for everything I have, I want to keep the house and everything

Wife: Yeh, sure I understand go ahead keep it.(Going 80km/h)

Husband: And I think your sister is kinda cure, so I hope you don't mind if I hook up with her.

Wife: Oh sure, no problem(Going 120km by now)

Husband: Well, I wouldn't want to leave you with nothing, so what do you want me to give you?

Wife: Nothing, its ok, I have everything I need(Going 160km)

Husband: Really? what do you have?

Wife: An air bag

*Crashes into a brick wall going 220km+*

 

[PuShAkOv]

BAHAHAHAHA!! LMFAO!~!!!

LOL.push

 

[Wadula]

i do have to remember that in 20 years....i just have to....just in case of course.

 

[Bear6360]

I thought women invented marriage. How can they go and ditch it like that? Didn't women invent just about all formal cermonies?
Commencement? Who cares? Give me the freakin' paper, and let me get out and find a job (or go back to school for 4 more years so you can throw me another party and give me even more money).