Why athlete's can't have real jobs!!!!!!

[junglestylz]

Why athlete's can't have real jobs.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem

kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I

want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

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And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother

to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run

over Joe's Mom, too."

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Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He

treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

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Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in

football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

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Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to

graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

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Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up

alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then

line up in a circle."

 

[epj3]

haha, and i believe all of it.

 

[JamieD22]

I'll never forget when the Mavs drafted Jason Kidd... He said in his first press conference that he was going to "...turn this team around 360 degrees."

 

[bahnstormer]

great stuff guys. i love it!

 

[Wadula]

pmp...where is the pmp smiley????

that's great. a german soccer player, lothar mathaeus, once said: "at first we were unlucky, and then we had misfortune"




i like the one were two run over ones mama

 

[ILuvBMW]

lol, did you get some of those from Sports Illustrated's box thing with the funny quotes?

 

[MrElussive]

Silly uneducated athletes....

 

[VANCE]

whats f'd up is that all those guys could buy there own bmw dealership if they wanted

 

[Kirby]

Jackie Stewart (British race car driver) said on the Wide World of Sports, explaining NASCAR - "These cars are purely stock except for modifications."

 

[Wadula]

Jackie Stewart (British race car driver) said on the Wide World of Sports, explaining NASCAR - "These cars are purely stock except for modifications."

He has so much wisdom...