The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi.
2000 pounds of Chinese soup equals: Won ton.
1 millionth of a mouthwash equals:
1 microscope.
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement equals:
1 bananosecond.
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram.
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong.
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling.
Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon.
1000 aches and pains:
1 megahurtz.
Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower.
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line.
1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles.
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds.
10 cards:
1 decacards.
1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton.
10 rations:
1 decoration.
100 rations:
1 C-ration.
2 monograms:
1 diagram.
8 nickels:
4 paradigms
2000 pounds of Chinese soup equals: Won ton.
1 millionth of a mouthwash equals:
1 microscope.
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement equals:
1 bananosecond.
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram.
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong.
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Serling.
Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon.
1000 aches and pains:
1 megahurtz.
Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower.
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line.
1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles.
2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds.
10 cards:
1 decacards.
1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton.
10 rations:
1 decoration.
100 rations:
1 C-ration.
2 monograms:
1 diagram.
8 nickels:
4 paradigms
