Finally, the true story..... Now we know!
This is fair, and is excusable. Let the world know that the poor guy is not to blame.
Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute,
his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.
The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.
The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best
they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it
and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be
a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner
to go to the restroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his
rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the President was desperately ill with
violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the restroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.
As he unzipped his trousers While hurrying in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into
Monica Lewinsky's office, with his trousers down to his knees!
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper
in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."
And that, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
This is fair, and is excusable. Let the world know that the poor guy is not to blame.
Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute,
his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.
The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.
The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best
they could do on such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it
and again complained to the Chief of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be
a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.
It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner
to go to the restroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his
rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the President was desperately ill with
violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the restroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.
As he unzipped his trousers While hurrying in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into
Monica Lewinsky's office, with his trousers down to his knees!
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper
in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."
And that, is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.
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