The old farmer

[junglestylz]

An old farmer in Warsaw, NC had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get
out of the pond naked......"

".......I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every time...

 

[mikev]

Brilliant, I can't wait to be a dirty old man

 

[PuShAkOv]

Haha... Good joke.

 

[manuel]

amen to that...

Brilliant, I can't wait to be a dirty old man

 

[mrferg]

Brilliant, I can't wait to be a dirty old man

 

[phobiaz]

haha good joke.