The fight game thread

[Tom]

Ladies and Gentlemen I now introduce to you, the fight game. The rules are simple, set up a fight, and the next person to post decides the winner, and arranges a new fight for the next post to decide and so on and so on.

I shall start off with something simple, and we shall see where the fun will take us, and it doesnt have to be auto related, just random things..... so for round one


Gandolf (Lord of the ring) Vs. Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter)

 

[Kirby]

Good Triumphs over Evil - Gandolf wins.



Cat fight: Brittany Spears vs. Jessica Simpson

 

[foomonkey525i]

Living the trailer trash life gives you a fighting spirit... Brittney totally.

Bob Saget vs. Peewee Herman

 

[Abdoman]

Bob Saget - Peewee was too busy in the movie theater

Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston

 

[Wadula]

I would love to see Angelina win (but only to see Jennifer win the refight which leads to a third round)

tim taylor vs. al borland

 

[tool fan]

Al Borland gets this one, Even though Tim is the star, he is much dumber than Al and Al is bigger and not as proned to bad luck.

Punisher vs. Daredevil

 

[MrElussive]

The Punisher - DareDevil just didn't see it coming.

James Bond vs Triple X

 

[epj3]

James bond, he is suave and can talk his way out of anything. If he can't do that he has gadgets to back it up.

Dick Cheney vs. Johnnie Cochran

 

[Big Daddy]

Dick Cheney because he would bring a gun to a knife fight!

Jacques René Chirac -vs- Mr T

 

[jcz1987]

Mr. T definatley. Jacques Chirac would start cooking some freedom fries after the lost...

Bill Gates vs. Steve jobs

 

[Kirby]

Steve Jobs - He tells Bill Gates about their secret product, the iPod Neuro, that beams music and video via brainwaves, and is controlled by thought. Bill Gates head explodes.

Howard Stern vs. Pam Anderson

 

[epj3]

Howard Stern vs. Pam Anderson

I'm pretty sure herpes would win [|)]

 

[tool fan]

Hoyce Gracia vs. Andre Arlovski

Younger Hoyce that is

 

[adrean8j]

Hoyce Gracia vs. Andre Arlovski

Younger Hoyce that is

Gracie all the way....He would have played defense until Andre was tired and then made him tap out with an arm bar!

Joe Frazier vs. Mike Tyson(young semi-sane Tyson)

 

[Tom]

Gracie all the way....He would have played defense until Andre was tired and then made him tap out with an arm bar!

Joe Frazier vs. Mike Tyson(young semi-sane Tyson)

That would be a good fight, but I'd have to put my money on Tyson.

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

 

[tool fan]

Is this pre beard Chuck???? If so then Bruce lee, but if chuck had his beard, well we all know the outcome of that fight.

Now think about this one before you answer.

Hulk vs Superman (not Bruce Banner, HULK)

 

[mclarensmps]

Hulk... not being able to beat superman will piss him off and make him bigger and bigger until he just squashes superman like a fly!

Michael Jackson vs. Catholic Priest

 

[adrean8j]

Hulk... not being able to beat superman will piss him off and make him bigger and bigger until he just squashes superman like a fly!

Michael Jackson vs. Catholic Priest

Tie

Michael is a smooth criminal, he's bad, want to make the world a better place. Catholic priests a smooth talkers, pray a lot, want to make the world a better place........Not to mention they both LOVE children!

Paul Newman vs. Robert Redford

 

[frolf]

Robert Redford, we all saw Jeramiah Johnson, he was bad ass in that movie, and paul newman now spends his days cooking.



the Lotus tuned Lada vs. a stock e30 M3

 

[adrean8j]

Robert Redford, we all saw Jeramiah Johnson, he was bad ass in that movie, and paul newman now spends his days cooking.



the Lotus tuned Lada vs. a stock e30 M3

To be honest it would have to be the Lada....exclusive.....


Air Wolf vs. Blue Thunder