Tanning Cream!?

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Well its summary again, here in canada! I know all you californians, 365-day a year warm weather people and what not are laughing at me lol.
Anyways, anyone here use tanning cream before? You know not the one that just colors your skin, but the one you use outside in the sun except it suppose to make you tan faster. Does it wash off quickly? Any recommendations as to the brand/type? C'mon, galz in particular, help me out [:D]
 
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im in cali and the weather today was the best day probabably in the last 2 weeks!!! Im in Orange County and can see the ocean out the window, can see Catalina and San Deigo, not too far from the beach, 5 minute drive (just cuz all the downhill and stops) well the weather has been terrible, i wake up at 6 a.m. to go to school and i go to a private school 40 miles from here so i do a lot of driving, well i had to use my wipers for ten minutes, the weather has been terrible, not like summer at all, hopefully summer after summer school is over (enrichment classes)...til then i wont care about tanning cream that much
 
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Ha.....red head here too. I don't do the sun worship thing. I'll catch the sun cancer doctor later.

BMWdude, you sound like a Brittany Spears asking how to tan your shit quicker. Get yourself a solar collection array or some vasaline baking bath for all i know.
 
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Ok since you didnt get any constructive advice before.......I knew someone would finally ask a question that did not pertain to BMW's.......... [clap] [clap]

First, you need to go to a tanning bed for at least 7 straight days.......start out slow, if its a 10 minute bed, go 5 and progress.....stay away from beginner beds that are for 15 to 20 minutes, go for the upscale beds.....each time add a few more minutes until you get to the maximum that the bed allows.......you must use a HOT Indoor Tanning Lotion with a bronzer..............this will give you a base before you get in the actual sun..........use a dry oil tanning product for outdoor use.......this type is harder to find, but will be worth it, if you dont find a dry oil, use a tanning lotion, not oil with at least an 8 factor for the first few hours.......work up again in the full sun, only a couple of hours a day for the first week.......consistency is the key in tanning........each morning and each evening you must moisturize with a thick lotion, tanning salons provide the best after run moisturizer.....this will help you tan as well.......bad skin never tans.........good luck.........
 
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guys don't go to tanning beds..... And im sorry if you do, thast just too queer. If you want a tann, just use an oil sold in wal greens (either hawiaan tropic or bannana boat) and just lay outside for 4 hours
 
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The owner of my tanning salon is a male..........and no he is not gay.......he even spray tans the females..........yeah what a job.....there are just as many guys at the salon as females........
 
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Just wondeirng off topic again, Does anyone in here have forehead wringles or crows feet or dark circles under your eyes.

I read an article, starring at a computer screen makes dark circles worse!!

Forehead wrinkles and crows feet come from smiling or making facial expressions too much
 
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BMW_FaNaTiC said:
Just wondeirng off topic again, Does anyone in here have forehead wringles or crows feet or dark circles under your eyes.

I read an article, starring at a computer screen makes dark circles worse!!

Forehead wrinkles and crows feet come from smiling or making facial expressions too much
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Good questions FaNat. i'm in the same boat. That's why I use special cucumber and apricot spf 18 goop on my face before i go to bed. Visiting the salon really helps too, I just love getting naked in the tanning booths. That's where all the straight guys are.
 
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aNoodle said:
Good questions FaNat. i'm in the same boat. That's why I use special cucumber and apricot spf 18 goop on my face before i go to bed. Visiting the salon really helps too, I just love getting naked in the tanning booths. That's where all the straight guys are.
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WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!! Surely you jest????? Noodle, I know you are kidding....right? I could understand a woman trying to get into a "mans" world ei. work and equal rights....but since when do men want to become women? Save the beauty creams for the beautiful creatures.....WOMEN!!!!!! Oh Shit....if I said some shit like that around my fellow Male soldier counterparts....boy...the ass kickin that would ensue!!!!!![bash]
 
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Thanks MyHarley for the great advice! thats a lot of work...lol And as gay as the process may be, women do prefer good looking men with a good tan and without those spots or whatever they were talking about [thumb]
 
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