Stop or Slow Down??

[Kirby]

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has
a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the deputies expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
stop,thats the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:

"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

 

[Big Daddy]

Beautiful, point proven!

 

[///M SPEED]

I bet the lawyer can't find a loophole it the officers approach on that one.....hehehe

[headbang] [fake]

 

[Tom]

LOL, that's got to be one of greatest one.