Shall We Pray - Joke

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Female Prayer:


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

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Male Prayer:


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and an M5.

Amen.
 
Stitch

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Stitch's prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's smart and strong (when he is by himself),
One who thinks before he speaks.
I pray he's better own his business - Liquor Store!!!
And don't spend my cash, or bother how I spend mine.
One who would races w/ me in rage,
Don't even think of touching my cars.
Don't ask me where I go last night.
Don't ask me where I left my 325i's bumper and passenger side wheel...
Don't worry if I got loss for more than 24hrs,
And don't call my friends, trying to search for where I am.


Amen.
 
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