One day little Johnny comes home from school and he is terribly distraught. His mother asks him,"Johnny whats the matter son?" Johnny replies, "Mommy whats a bitch?, Some boys on the playground called me a bitch today!" Johnny's mom wanting to play nursemade, whips out the dictionary and shows Johnny a picture of a dog. "Honey that is a Bitch." she says. Johnny scratches his head in puzzlement, but accepts the answer none the less.
The next day Johnny comes home and is again distraught and again his mother asks,"Johnny, whats wrong today?" Johnny replies,"Mommy, what is a Pu$$Y? some boys called me a Pu$$Y today." Johnny's mom in amazement again retreives the dictionary and shows Johnny a picture of a cat. "That my son is a Pu$$Y." she says very matter of factly. Johnny again scratches his head, but is not so easily persuaded today and decides to ask his father."Daddy what is a Pu$$Y?" he asks. Johnny's dad looks at Johnny and thinks to himself,"HMMM, well he is 8, I guess i should break it down to him." So Johnny's dad retreives a porno magazine and procedes to the centerfold where he takes a black marker and circles the "Pu$$y" and says,"That my boy is a Pu$$Y!!!" Completely bewildered, Johnny asks,"well if that is a Pu$$Y, then what is a bitch?" His father replies,"EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE SON....EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE!"
The next day Johnny comes home and is again distraught and again his mother asks,"Johnny, whats wrong today?" Johnny replies,"Mommy, what is a Pu$$Y? some boys called me a Pu$$Y today." Johnny's mom in amazement again retreives the dictionary and shows Johnny a picture of a cat. "That my son is a Pu$$Y." she says very matter of factly. Johnny again scratches his head, but is not so easily persuaded today and decides to ask his father."Daddy what is a Pu$$Y?" he asks. Johnny's dad looks at Johnny and thinks to himself,"HMMM, well he is 8, I guess i should break it down to him." So Johnny's dad retreives a porno magazine and procedes to the centerfold where he takes a black marker and circles the "Pu$$y" and says,"That my boy is a Pu$$Y!!!" Completely bewildered, Johnny asks,"well if that is a Pu$$Y, then what is a bitch?" His father replies,"EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE SON....EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE!"