Potentially and realistically

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"A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million >> dollars."



"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt

for A million dollars.



Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We

could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a

great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?" The boy replied,



"Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars....... but



realistically, ..... we’re living with two Sluts and a Queer. [rofl]
 


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