I got this Email - ya know, one of those "this happened to a friend of a friend of a friend". Supposedly this is a true story........... Sounds like it should be a scene from American Pie!
"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened
to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow
juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away
about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend
frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the
night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so
its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to
make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About
another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her,
but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me
head, I had to drop the fattest s*** in my life. All my meals were followed
by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs
a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up
passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have
passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to
piss and I find myself covered in s***. Im thinking WTF, and what happened
was I s*** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed,
sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up
some s*** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and
a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor
girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway,
im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I
end up running into her."
"Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened
to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow
juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away
about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend
frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the
night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so
its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to
make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About
another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her,
but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me
head, I had to drop the fattest s*** in my life. All my meals were followed
by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs
a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up
passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have
passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to
piss and I find myself covered in s***. Im thinking WTF, and what happened
was I s*** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed,
sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up
some s*** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and
a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor
girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway,
im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I
end up running into her."
