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Im bored today and figured Id see how long we can keep a thread going. Im pretty sure this is pointless, but we may find out some funny things about how the people around here think. So heres how it works: the first person asks a general question, then the next person to come along and read the post answers the question (the answer can be as stupid as you want, just keep the insults to a minumum), after that, the same person who answered that question, asks another for the next person to come along. Lets see what happens:

How many people do you think will respond to this thread?
 
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there was an "oscar party" on the first floor of my building and lots of students wore suits/dresses to the event. i walked by in my shittiest of shitty pajamas
 
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I am not sure how the question format works??????

I have seen the story format where someone keeps picking up where the last person left off. Is this what you are talking about????

For instance, I would start with something like the following and someone would pick up the line. Of course, it needs to be somewhat clean. [:D]


While on the way to the Oscars, a member of our party blew out an implant. Not knowing what to do, someone decided to......
 
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Bryan330i said:
While on the way to the Oscars, a member of our party blew out an implant. Not knowing what to do, someone decided to......
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While on the way to the Oscars, a member of our party blew out an implant. Not knowing what to do, someone decided to perform CPR on the implant. Taking the nipple in his mouth and blowing gently
 
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MyHarley said:
While on the way to the Oscars, a member of our party blew out an implant. Not knowing what to do, someone decided to perform CPR on the implant. Taking the nipple in his mouth and blowing gently
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... he pounded his fist on it, giving himself a bloody nose. As he stepped out of the limousine at the Kodak Theater, Star Jones recognized him and asked "Arnold, is that Maria's implant?" ....
 
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Kirby said:
... he pounded his fist on it, giving himself a bloody nose. As he stepped out of the limousine at the Kodak Theater, Star Jones recognized him and asked "Arnold, is that Maria's implant?" ....
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"Yes it is" Arnold said. “Well, why are you covered with blood” asked Star Jones. “Let me tell you about my night so far” Arnold said. “First, we are driving along, and all of the sudden, without warning, a blowout- Maria was flat on one side. I tried to inflate the implant but it did not work. Even Madonna could not get a rise when she tried. Maria was beside herself and did not know what to do, she even tried to reach her surgeon but he and others were unavailable as they were spent and simply could not inject and implant another person after all of the pre-Oscar implanting and injection frenzy.

With no other option, I stopped and bought a melon and affixed one half to the fallen side. All was fine until we were hit by another driver that claimed he could not see because of the inability to get contact lens material because all material had been channeled to making implants in the LA area in advance of the Oscars.

As a result of being hit, the melon that was affixed to Maria’s chest flew from her chest, knocking out our limo driver and causing us to hit another limo. All I remember is hearing a scream from the other limo and seeing the now dislodged implant on the floor of our limo and I just lost it and began pounding on the implant but not without hitting myself in the nose first.”

“Wow Arnold, that sounds like a very stressful evening”, remarked Star Jones, "but who was in the other limo Arnold?"
 
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Bryan330i said:
"Yes it is" Arnold said. “Well, why are you covered with blood” asked Star Jones. “Let me tell you about my night so far” Arnold said. “First, we are driving along, and all of the sudden, without warning, a blowout- Maria was flat on one side. I tried to inflate the implant but it did not work. Even Madonna could not get a rise when she tried. Maria was beside herself and did not know what to do, she even tried to reach her surgeon but he and others were unavailable as they were spent and simply could not inject and implant another person after all of the pre-Oscar implanting and injection frenzy.

With no other option, I stopped and bought a melon and affixed one half to the fallen side. All was fine until we were hit by another driver that claimed he could not see because of the inability to get contact lens material because all material had been channeled to making implants in the LA area in advance of the Oscars.

As a result of being hit, the melon that was affixed to Maria’s chest flew from her chest, knocking out our limo driver and causing us to hit another limo. All I remember is hearing a scream from the other limo and seeing the now dislodged implant on the floor of our limo and I just lost it and began pounding on the implant but not without hitting myself in the nose first.”

“Wow Arnold, that sounds like a very stressful evening”, remarked Star Jones, "but who was in the other limo Arnold?"
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Star jones is fat
 
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Bryan330i said:
"Yes it is" Arnold said. “Well, why are you covered with blood” asked Star Jones. “Let me tell you about my night so far” Arnold said. “First, we are driving along, and all of the sudden, without warning, a blowout- Maria was flat on one side. I tried to inflate the implant but it did not work. Even Madonna could not get a rise when she tried. Maria was beside herself and did not know what to do, she even tried to reach her surgeon but he and others were unavailable as they were spent and simply could not inject and implant another person after all of the pre-Oscar implanting and injection frenzy.

With no other option, I stopped and bought a melon and affixed one half to the fallen side. All was fine until we were hit by another driver that claimed he could not see because of the inability to get contact lens material because all material had been channeled to making implants in the LA area in advance of the Oscars.

As a result of being hit, the melon that was affixed to Maria’s chest flew from her chest, knocking out our limo driver and causing us to hit another limo. All I remember is hearing a scream from the other limo and seeing the now dislodged implant on the floor of our limo and I just lost it and began pounding on the implant but not without hitting myself in the nose first.”

“Wow Arnold, that sounds like a very stressful evening”, remarked Star Jones, "but who was in the other limo Arnold?"
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"It was Madonna. The driver, Clive Owens, was playing some stupid song on the CD player and driving crazy. Madonna was so scared when she got out of the car she wet her pants! Clive jumped out of the car and kept saying 'WooooHooooo, WoooHoooo' whatever that means. You must excuse me for a moment Star, I think Maria needs me, but I'LL BE BACK...."

Another limo pulled up. the door opened, and out stepped Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake. Star exclaimed "Janet, what kind of wardrobe is THAT???"
 
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