Little Jimmy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said little Jimmy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
hi chores.
Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a
cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow,
so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat as he's walking into the kitchen. Little Jimmy looks up
at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell
him, or should I?"
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said little Jimmy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
hi chores.
Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a
cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow,
so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat as he's walking into the kitchen. Little Jimmy looks up
at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell
him, or should I?"
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