How to Make Love

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HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
 

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Ok I am sorry the translation was for milch kanonen....not an exact translation but it was brought to mind by the statement...LOL
@Wadula: Mein freund sagt immer "Voll milch kanonen aye!".....und seine ehefrau ist von Paderborn! Aber ehr ist von Nurnberg...
 
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Wadula said:
guys around you call them milk containers? are you talking about euter here? is that what milk containers are if you probably translate it?
my gosh we talk about milk containers and guess who comes out of the wood work................translation........its been awhile........ [clap] [clap] [clap]
 


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