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Bimmer1928

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One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
 
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Now that you are on this topic, check this one out!!

out of Tokyo a man is sits in business class on his way to L.A.

He set his eyes on a flight attendant with an incredible big firm breast.

As she comes around serving drinks, the man whispers "excuse me lady but you have the most incredible pair of tits I ever seen, I will give you a 1000 dollars if you let me just bite them a little bit"

The attendant look at the man and smile.

2 hour later, she comes back to where the man was sitting and told him "hey most passengers are asleep now, if you are still interested in what you told me earlier, follow me to the restroom.

The men enters the restroom, the attendant shuts the door open her blouse and pull her two beautiful big breasts in front of his face.

The man grabs them licking and suck em hard. 5 minutes go by and he continues doing the same thing.

The attendant gets impatient and yells "come on I don't have all day bite them, bite them.

To what the man replied "Bite them are you crazy I don't have a $1000 dollars"
 
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