Funniest convo ever! <Warning: typical internet male>

[codex57]

http://albinoblacksheep.com/text/har.php

 

[treadman]

That's some weird shit.

 

[junglestylz]

Holy sh!t!!! I thought that I ws going to piss myself!!!! You guys can't tell me that you don't like messing with people sometimes. The fat thing was pretty mean though.

 

[PuShAkOv]

I wouldn't say its funny... its just weird.

Now this is funny:

I had this conversation recently with a lady who swore she had been using computers since forever.


Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."
Pause.

Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
Customer: "Oh."
Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
Customer: "Why?"
Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
Customer: "Ok."
I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.


Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."
Pause.


Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
And people wonder why my mouse pad has a target on it labeled "BANG HEAD HERE."

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Customer: "The computer boots up without any warning beeps, but nothing shows up on the screen."
Tech Support: "Is the monitor connected."
Customer: "Yes, but there is no display."
Tech Support: "Did you install the drivers for the VGA card?"
Customer: "How can I install them before I'm in DOS?"
Tech Support: "You have to install the drivers first before you can get a display."
Customer: "You don't need VGA drivers to boot to DOS like you do for Windows. I should be able to boot to DOS."
Tech Support: "Well, insert the floppy you received with your card. Go to the A:\Utilities directory. Type 'readme.com'."
Customer: "I cannot see anything. How do you expect me to read a file on the screen?"
Tech Support: "Read the file, and it will explain everything."

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Me: "My system's really slow on bootup."
Tech Support: "Have you been on the net for a long time?"
Me: "Well, yeah, about a month or two."
Tech Support: "Try deleting the cache. Oh, and do you have a virus scanner?"
Me: "Yes, it was the first thing I put on the hard drive."
Tech Support: "Oh, get rid of it. That's the problem. Those virus scanners screw things up on your disk. Get rid of it."
Me: "Isn't that risky?"
Tech Support: "And you'll have to format your hard drive with Quick Reinstall. That's really all I know."
Me: "Um...sure. Sure I will."

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Me: "I'm trying to access the University's network from my computer in my dorm room. Can you help me?"
Help Desk: "Which lab are you in?"
Me: "I'm not in a lab. I'm in my room."
Help Desk: "Then you're not on the network."
Me: "But I want to connect over the phone line. What number do I need to dial?"
Help Desk: "You need to call [phone number of help desk]."
Me: "No, that's your phone number. I need a dial-up number for the computer."
Help Desk: "I don't understand. What are you trying to do?"
Me: "I want to connect my computer to the school's network through the dial-up."
Help Desk: "Why don't you use a computer in the lab?"
Me: "That would defeat the purpose of having a computer in my room."
Help Desk: "Well, your computer is not connected to the school network."
Me: "I know! I want to use my modem to connect."
Help Desk: "What's a modem?"
Me: "Never mind."

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[mikev]

Sorry if ne1 is offended but. hehehehehehe

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!