I posted the Stella awards the other day and something has been bothering me ever since then. Last night I woke up to realize the the human race is actually de-evolving. As a whole, we cater so deeply to the needs of the stupid and lazy, that they are becoming very powerful. Then I started to think of how we could counteract this. These are just some of the step that we could take. Small children are exempt from this list.
1. Take all the warning labels off of everything (don't forget to lock up the cleaning supplies
though) If you are dumb enough to be curious as to what Drano tastes like, the earth
would be better off without you. This should take out a very large amount of the ingrades.
2. When somebodies has brought up a frivalous lawsuit, they will be subdued and placed on
an island off the coast of Iceland. Here the morons can roam free, and frollick with their
stupid friends.
3. Start a government child care program for the people that actually cannot get a job. This
way they would have a place to take their children for the work day.
4. For the people on public assistance that do have jobs, let them continue to take the help.
For the ones without jobs, let them only collect PA for a total of six months. After that,
take their children away, sterilize them, and tell them to fend for themselves.
5. Take the money that is saved from welching from welfare, and build dorm like structures.
These will act as a temporary home and address for the homeless. If they don't get a job in
six months, kick them the hell out so that the honest ones can have a chance.
6. Automaticallly garnish half of the wages from anyone that makes over $1,000,000 a year.
Take this money and put it towrds the homeless and child healthcare. For the people that
really do need help. They don't need that much money anyway.
7. Stop all illegal immigration, and kick the aliens out. They are taking up jobs that the
homeless could use. If the homeless and unemployed don't want these jobs, kick them out,
and let a couple of the immigrants back in to do the work.
8. Sterilize all children in a temporary manner. When they want to have children test them
and make them get a license to have children. If they are really stupid, or otherwise unfit
to take care of the child. They can't have one. You have to get a license for a dog, and car,
but not for a human life¿ This would also curb some of the overpopulation problems.
9. Anybody injured from a tremendously stupid act (eg. Swimming in a body of
water with a sign directly in front of them that says warning Crocodiles, Sharks, Snakes,
Deadly Bacteria, and Toxic waste in water, do not enter) will not recieve medical care.
Unless the act was either not an option, or was found to have been a true accident.
10. Strategicall place large red buttons around town with a sign that says "DO NOT PUSH!".
When the button is depressed, a small amount of tranquilizer sticks them in the finger,
thus rendering them unconcious. The will then have their blood tested for alcohol and
drugs. If positive, they will be entered into a military detox camp. If negative, they will
be shipped to the island off the coast of Iceland.
I am very open to suggestion if you belive that there is something missing, or something needs to be revised.
1. Take all the warning labels off of everything (don't forget to lock up the cleaning supplies
though) If you are dumb enough to be curious as to what Drano tastes like, the earth
would be better off without you. This should take out a very large amount of the ingrades.
2. When somebodies has brought up a frivalous lawsuit, they will be subdued and placed on
an island off the coast of Iceland. Here the morons can roam free, and frollick with their
stupid friends.
3. Start a government child care program for the people that actually cannot get a job. This
way they would have a place to take their children for the work day.
4. For the people on public assistance that do have jobs, let them continue to take the help.
For the ones without jobs, let them only collect PA for a total of six months. After that,
take their children away, sterilize them, and tell them to fend for themselves.
5. Take the money that is saved from welching from welfare, and build dorm like structures.
These will act as a temporary home and address for the homeless. If they don't get a job in
six months, kick them the hell out so that the honest ones can have a chance.
6. Automaticallly garnish half of the wages from anyone that makes over $1,000,000 a year.
Take this money and put it towrds the homeless and child healthcare. For the people that
really do need help. They don't need that much money anyway.
7. Stop all illegal immigration, and kick the aliens out. They are taking up jobs that the
homeless could use. If the homeless and unemployed don't want these jobs, kick them out,
and let a couple of the immigrants back in to do the work.
8. Sterilize all children in a temporary manner. When they want to have children test them
and make them get a license to have children. If they are really stupid, or otherwise unfit
to take care of the child. They can't have one. You have to get a license for a dog, and car,
but not for a human life¿ This would also curb some of the overpopulation problems.
9. Anybody injured from a tremendously stupid act (eg. Swimming in a body of
water with a sign directly in front of them that says warning Crocodiles, Sharks, Snakes,
Deadly Bacteria, and Toxic waste in water, do not enter) will not recieve medical care.
Unless the act was either not an option, or was found to have been a true accident.
10. Strategicall place large red buttons around town with a sign that says "DO NOT PUSH!".
When the button is depressed, a small amount of tranquilizer sticks them in the finger,
thus rendering them unconcious. The will then have their blood tested for alcohol and
drugs. If positive, they will be entered into a military detox camp. If negative, they will
be shipped to the island off the coast of Iceland.
I am very open to suggestion if you belive that there is something missing, or something needs to be revised.
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