When someone puts in for Child Support in Dallas, Texas, proper
procedure requires finding out who the father is to determine why he is not
providing support.
The following are responses entered by Dallas women on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing fathers' details.
These are actual excerpts from the forms. Reviewers felt that number
10 was very good - it took the prize in their collective opinion; number 3
was runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
The sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/D C CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time..well I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
procedure requires finding out who the father is to determine why he is not
providing support.
The following are responses entered by Dallas women on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing fathers' details.
These are actual excerpts from the forms. Reviewers felt that number
10 was very good - it took the prize in their collective opinion; number 3
was runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
The sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/D C CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time..well I don't have a clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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