A lady who was about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately felt uncomfortable and moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed even more amused.
On her fourth move, she had the man arrested.
When the case came up in court the judge asked the 20 year-old man
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat beneath a 'sweets' sign that read, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming'
and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that read, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling' and I grinned.
She then placed herself under a deodorant sign that read, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!"
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately felt uncomfortable and moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed even more amused.
On her fourth move, she had the man arrested.
When the case came up in court the judge asked the 20 year-old man
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat beneath a 'sweets' sign that read, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming'
and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that read, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling' and I grinned.
She then placed herself under a deodorant sign that read, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!"
