Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For $15, I can read your love line
and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said,
"I can see that you don't have a girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" continued the old woman.
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted, "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
The old woman replied, "Love line? No, actually, from the calluses."
when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For $15, I can read your love line
and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said,
"I can see that you don't have a girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" continued the old woman.
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted, "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
The old woman replied, "Love line? No, actually, from the calluses."