Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her
mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating
world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it turns out to be an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the country-side.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."
Now he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night, the same
scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his
birthday suit.....except this time he has a black condom over his erection.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the...uh...black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolence".
mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating
world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it turns out to be an immediate hit. They really like one another and after
dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the country-side.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude
except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."
Now he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night, the same
scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his
birthday suit.....except this time he has a black condom over his erection.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the...uh...black condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolence".
