Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they
noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.
One of the Texans gets up, rushes over to her table, takes her face
in his big Texan hands and asks, "Kin ya swaller?"
She shakes her head.
"Kin ya breathe?"
Again she shakes her head.
The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands,
turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and licks her
right on the bottom!
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed
causing the food to dislodge from her throat.
The big Texan pulls up her panties, pulls down her skirt, turns
her right side up, tips his hat and returns to his seat.
His companion is sitting there, stunned. "I have never seen anything
like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic friend.
"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"
noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.
One of the Texans gets up, rushes over to her table, takes her face
in his big Texan hands and asks, "Kin ya swaller?"
She shakes her head.
"Kin ya breathe?"
Again she shakes her head.
The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his big Texan hands,
turns her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and licks her
right on the bottom!
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed
causing the food to dislodge from her throat.
The big Texan pulls up her panties, pulls down her skirt, turns
her right side up, tips his hat and returns to his seat.
His companion is sitting there, stunned. "I have never seen anything
like that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic friend.
"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"