Four men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed
to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a builder and he is so successful
that he gave a friend a brand new house for free."
The second man said, "My son owns a huge car dealership. He's so
successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW with all the extras."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker
and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio worth
$100,000."
It was at this point that the fourth man joined them on the tee.
The first man said, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."
The three friends looked down at the green and smirked.
The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job,
but he must be doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house,
a brand new BMW & a stock portfolio worth $100,000."
to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a builder and he is so successful
that he gave a friend a brand new house for free."
The second man said, "My son owns a huge car dealership. He's so
successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW with all the extras."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker
and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio worth
$100,000."
It was at this point that the fourth man joined them on the tee.
The first man said, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."
The three friends looked down at the green and smirked.
The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job,
but he must be doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house,
a brand new BMW & a stock portfolio worth $100,000."