CHEERS! - The Friendly Guy in the Next Stall

[CosmosBlack]

I was barely seated down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom at a rest stop but,
I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre,
so I say, "Uhhh I'm like you, just travelling east."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question,
"Can I come over to your place some time?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation,
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me."

Then I hear the guy say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back,
there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"

 

[Big Daddy]

Bahha, I heard that one but it is still too funny!

 

[codex57]

Oldie but goodie. I've always wondered tho, it sounds like the guy's asking to come over to some girl's place. What kind of freak asks to come over while sitting on the can? Let alone a public one?

 

[mclarensmps]

this is an oldie but love it LOL

 

[CosmosBlack]

Actually...embarassing to admit, but it really happened to me once.
It was in a mall restroom, and as soon as I got in,
the guy next door said out loud, "Hi, How ya doing?"

And it was like a reflex response, not wanting to be rude, I just answered,
"I'm all right, what 'bout you?"

Then, I realized he was on the cellphone when he continued talking...
I hurried up with my business, and left before him...Hehehe....

 

[mclarensmps]

hahaha. I would be too scared to respond to someone talking from the next stall unless i know who they are... the whole idea just freaks me out LOL