A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you
some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another
one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asked his wife to insert the suppository.
She agreed reluctantly, then put one hand on his shoulder and
inserted the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aarghhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asked.
"No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
said the husband.
The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you
some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another
one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asked his wife to insert the suppository.
She agreed reluctantly, then put one hand on his shoulder and
inserted the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aarghhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asked.
"No... I just realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
said the husband.