CHEERS! - Super Heroes

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Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny.
He finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to
ask him where the best place to get laid is.
Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay.
Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because
they have been friends for too long and he flies away.

Superman then sees Spiderman swinging around and flies
next to him while he's swinging and asks him who the best piece
of ass is. Spiderman tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is
good and tells him to look her up.

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then
spots Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle.
He thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be
in and out of there so fast she'll never know what hit her."
So, he zooms down, does his business and in 4 seconds
he's back in the air flying away.

Wonder Woman looks up and asks, "What was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ass hurts!"
 


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