Arguing with your Boss is like 'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.
Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it 'creative problem solving'.
Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness', didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems', but then again, neither does milk.
I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father...
He said he wanted more proof!
Some pain is physical, and some is mental, but one that's both is dental!
Life is pleasant, death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Love your job but never fall in love with the company.
Coz' you never know when the company stops loving you.
After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.
Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it 'creative problem solving'.
Whoever said 'money can't buy happiness', didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems', but then again, neither does milk.
I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father...
He said he wanted more proof!
Some pain is physical, and some is mental, but one that's both is dental!
Life is pleasant, death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Love your job but never fall in love with the company.
Coz' you never know when the company stops loving you.
