There was this couple that has been married for 20 years.
Every time they had sex the husband always insisted on switching off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle
of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down, and saw her husband holding a pleasure device...a dildo!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real live one.
She went completely ballistic, "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him,
"how could you have been lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly,
"I'll explain the toy.....you explain the kids."
Every time they had sex the husband always insisted on switching off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle
of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down, and saw her husband holding a pleasure device...a dildo!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real live one.
She went completely ballistic, "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him,
"how could you have been lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly,
"I'll explain the toy.....you explain the kids."
