CHEERS! - Second Chance

[CosmosBlack]

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope
and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like
to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you
to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of
drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever.
I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to
the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" asked the judge.

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs
and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"
he asked the 2nd guy.

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!?"
the judge asked enthusiastically.

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle
and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."

 

[xLibelle]

 

[bignate]

funny sh*t

 

[donmbmw]

A hoot, a howl, and a big