A man and his wife are doing yard work.
Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill."
She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape
and goes over to his wife while she is bending over
working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps,
"Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill
for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."
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Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill."
She ignores the remark.
A little later the husband takes his measuring tape
and goes over to his wife while she is bending over
working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps,
"Geez, it IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill
for one little wiener, you ARE mistaken."
![[rofl]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_rofl.gif "ROFL [rofl]"){kind=icon}
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LOLOL brilliant!
