Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes
and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the
man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over
to him grinning sweetly and asks, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if I give you
an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side
of a pool, lays down on a towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts.
Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection
lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge man asks, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?"
The huge man explains, "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart,
it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around,
bends him over the bench and sodomizes him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. The smiling naked receptionist greets him,
"May I help you?"
Bob says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
The receptionist says, "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours.
You only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day."
and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the
man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over
to him grinning sweetly and asks, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if I give you
an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side
of a pool, lays down on a towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts.
Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection
lumbers out of the steam towards him. The huge man asks, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Bob replies, "No, what do you mean?"
The huge man explains, "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart,
it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around,
bends him over the bench and sodomizes him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. The smiling naked receptionist greets him,
"May I help you?"
Bob says, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
The receptionist says, "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours.
You only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies, "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day."
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