Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boys' pants were half-off!
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A. Blowing his first nose.
Q. Who is the greatest person ever?
A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"
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The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys,
the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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And this News Flash.... just in:
Due to the negative publicity, Michael Jackson has considered putting Neverland
up for sale. Anyone interested, contact his real estate agents - Century under 21.
A. From a catalogue.
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boys' pants were half-off!
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A. Blowing his first nose.
Q. Who is the greatest person ever?
A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe.
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"
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The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys,
the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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And this News Flash.... just in:
Due to the negative publicity, Michael Jackson has considered putting Neverland
up for sale. Anyone interested, contact his real estate agents - Century under 21.