A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he
made contact. As Mary lay asleep, she heard, "Mary...Mary...."
"Is that you, Fred?" Mary asked.
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed," the husband answered.
"What's it like then?" asked Mary.
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex again,
I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all
afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again,"
explained the husband.
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven!" exclaimed Mary.
"Not exactly, I'm a jackrabbit in Wyoming," the husband said.
the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he
made contact. As Mary lay asleep, she heard, "Mary...Mary...."
"Is that you, Fred?" Mary asked.
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed," the husband answered.
"What's it like then?" asked Mary.
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex again,
I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all
afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again,"
explained the husband.
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven!" exclaimed Mary.
"Not exactly, I'm a jackrabbit in Wyoming," the husband said.