If you think life is bad.....
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes four minutes to get hard
Only two minutes to get soft
You share your box with 5 other guys
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes four minutes to get hard
Only two minutes to get soft
You share your box with 5 other guys
But worst of all...
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!
![[rofl]](/images/smilies/icon_smile_rofl.gif "ROFL [rofl]"){kind=icon}
LOL and how do you like your eggs sir?