CHEERS! - How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

[CosmosBlack]

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asks.

"Hunting Flies," he replies.

"Oh, killing any?" She asks.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replies.

Intrigued, she asks, "How can you tell?"

He explains, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

[MrElussive]

Cosmos, I think you and I are on the same e-mail joke mailing list or something like that. But the thing is, the jokes that you post aren't recent. Do you post what you receive that day or do you pick & choose?

 

[CosmosBlack]

Hehe...I'm not surprised you said that. I often receive jokes that I have seen.
Email jokes are being circulated such that everybody gets the same ones at one time or another.
Oh, and No, the jokes I post here are not the latest. Random pick from...
about 700 plus in my collection!

 

[MrElussive]

Cool, I figured you had a collection of them, lol.