A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of
him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what
hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6".
He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He
saw
the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to
bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm
on."
She told him "you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw
her
in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink
for helping him out.
She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she
did
for a living. "I'm in sales." He replied, "No kidding, so am I. What do
you
sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to
know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He
promised. She said, "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh". He replied, "I'm sorry, but
couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper........ I'm still one hole behind
you."
him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what
hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6".
He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He
saw
the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to
bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm
on."
She told him "you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw
her
in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink
for helping him out.
She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she
did
for a living. "I'm in sales." He replied, "No kidding, so am I. What do
you
sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to
know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He
promised. She said, "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh". He replied, "I'm sorry, but
couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper........ I'm still one hole behind
you."