An old woman went into her doctor's office and confessed
to an embarrassing problem.
"I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless,
and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted
no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription Mrs. Barker", the doctor said.
"Take these pills three times a day for seven days
and come back and see me in a week."
Next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse!
I'm farting just as much, they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible!
What do you have to say for yourself?!"
"Calm down Mrs. Barker", said the doctor soothingly.
"Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
to an embarrassing problem.
"I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless,
and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted
no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription Mrs. Barker", the doctor said.
"Take these pills three times a day for seven days
and come back and see me in a week."
Next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse!
I'm farting just as much, they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible!
What do you have to say for yourself?!"
"Calm down Mrs. Barker", said the doctor soothingly.
"Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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