CHEERS! - Doggy Style

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Two buddies were drinking at the bar while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asked one.

"Well.....not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."

"Oh, I see.....kinky, huh?" the first friend chuckled.

"Well.....not exactly...." the second guy said,
"I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
 
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Stitch said:
Well, I saw him licking her some other day.
[rofl][rofl]

That reminds me of another dog joke:

Two guys were walking down the street and they passed a male dog licking himself.

The first guy said to the other, "Hey wouldn't you like to be able to do that too?"

His buddy replied, "Nahhhh........... he looks like he might bite me!" [slap]
 

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Kirby said:
[rofl][rofl]

That reminds me of another dog joke:

Two guys were walking down the street and they passed a male dog licking himself.

The first guy said to the other, "Hey wouldn't you like to be able to do that too?"

His buddy replied, "Nahhhh........... he looks like he might bite me!" [slap]
HAHAHA,,,that's supposed to be a blonde joke! [:p]
 
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All of a sudden, a sausage pops up inside my head. Oh! The diner down the street serves breakfast 24-7! Yum! Yum!
 
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OK I don't want to hi-jack but this is funny too; well, at least I think it is [rolleyes]

Two dingers (condoms) are walking down the street and they walk past a gay bar and one dinger turns to the other and says, "Let's go in there and get shit-faced"

[rofl][rofl][rofl]
 


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