A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
Mom tries to get out of the situation, "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and asks, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad says, "Bring Susie over here," he takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs
the dog's rear-end with it, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash
and only go one time around the block."
The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie!?"
The little girl replies, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down
the block and another dog is pushing her home."
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the child.
Mom tries to get out of the situation, "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and asks, "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad says, "Bring Susie over here," he takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs
the dog's rear-end with it, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash
and only go one time around the block."
The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie!?"
The little girl replies, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down
the block and another dog is pushing her home."
