One day a kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class
the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a
good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes
it's grey and cloudy."
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replies, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown,
so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher, "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looks at him and says, "No...but that isn't really a question you
want to ask in a class discussion."
The student then continues, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a
good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes
it's grey and cloudy."
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replies, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown,
so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher, "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looks at him and says, "No...but that isn't really a question you
want to ask in a class discussion."
The student then continues, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
