CHEERS! - Business Strategy

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Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Jack: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son : Well, in that case...

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Jack: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Jack: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case...

This is how business is done!
 


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