Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The smarter of the
two, Judy, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the
second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. Judy
drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie,
"I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are
supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than 3 minutes
with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," says Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
1 minute passes . . .2 minutes pass . . . 7 minutes pass . . .
and Judy is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open!
And out comes Buffie. She's got the safe wrapped up in rope
and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in
the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again, this time with
the security guard coming out, pants and underwear down to his
ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the girls are speeding away, Judy says "You are such a dork!
I thought you understood the plan!"
Buffie says, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," says Judy. "You got it all mixed up.
I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
two, Judy, plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the
second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. Judy
drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie,
"I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are
supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than 3 minutes
with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," says Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
1 minute passes . . .2 minutes pass . . . 7 minutes pass . . .
and Judy is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open!
And out comes Buffie. She's got the safe wrapped up in rope
and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in
the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again, this time with
the security guard coming out, pants and underwear down to his
ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the girls are speeding away, Judy says "You are such a dork!
I thought you understood the plan!"
Buffie says, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," says Judy. "You got it all mixed up.
I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
