A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES!" exclaims the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES!" exclaims the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."