A blonde woman strode angrily into the store, slapped a package on
the customer service counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The sales lady asked, "What's the problem, wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'P*ssy Treats' are for cats?"
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When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after
her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it
would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon,
"You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
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This blonde is walking down the street with her blouse unbuttoned
and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and
says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She asks, "But why, officer?"
"Because your breast is exposed, Ma'am."
"Oh my God," screams the blonde, "I left the baby on the bus!"
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently
three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her
and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"
The blonde answers in a very weak voice,
"We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde says,
"Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"
the customer service counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The sales lady asked, "What's the problem, wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'P*ssy Treats' are for cats?"
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When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after
her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it
would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon,
"You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
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This blonde is walking down the street with her blouse unbuttoned
and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and
says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She asks, "But why, officer?"
"Because your breast is exposed, Ma'am."
"Oh my God," screams the blonde, "I left the baby on the bus!"
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently
three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her
and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"
The blonde answers in a very weak voice,
"We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde says,
"Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"