CHEERS! - Blonde in a Pawnshop

[CosmosBlack]

A blonde walks into a pawn shop. She looks around
for a while and then approaches the clerk,
"I would like to buy that TV over there."

The clerk says "I'm sorry lady, we don't serve blondes here."

The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing
a brunette wig, "I would like to purchase that TV over there."

Again the clerk says "Lady, I told you yesterday that
we do not serve blondes here."

Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses
like a man (suit, tie, moustache, etc.). She approaches
the clerk and says in a deep voice,
"I would like to purchase the TV over there!"

The clerk says "Lady, I told you twice already.
We do not sell to blondes here!"

She says to the clerk, "How can you tell?
Yesterday I wore a wig. Today I am dressed
like a man. How can you tell it is me?"

He laughs and says, "Because that's a microwave!"

 

[Dave8812]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xLibelle]

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