A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?".
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know 5 things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 - The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?".
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know 5 things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 - The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."