A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" asked the girl.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said her mother.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls
had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her mother, a little embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" asked the girl.
The mother said, "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids
could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could
only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" asked the girl.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said her mother.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls
had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her mother, a little embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" asked the girl.
The mother said, "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
